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CREATIVE WRITING

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A LOVE LETTER TO LOVE LETTERS

Subscribe and receive one piece of original writing every month mailed directly to your address. Subscribers can expect poems, short stories, cultural and political commentary, experimental genres, doodles, and a personally licked envelope.

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SOUP OF THE MONTH

The soup of the month is bathwater, but in a I-Moved-To-Maine-For-Three-Months-And-Took-A-Lot-Of-Baths-After-Swimming-In-The-Ocean-And-Writing-Haikus way, not a Saltburn way. Though you will never hear any kink shaming from me! Click here to read more about My Month in a Bath. 

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SUBSCRIBER REVIEWS

With a blend of radical candor, razor-sharp sophistication, and just the right amount of wit, Patty’s writing keeps you hooked, never letting you go until you’re eagerly awaiting the next post. 

Bellal A.

Patty captures the girl experience like a Lisa Frank trapper keeper: colorful, a little eerie, but absolutely delightful!

Eleanor K.

Patty writes like the notes app was a bestseller: filled with love and brevity.

Chloe L.

Unlikely but provcative.

Patty's freshmen year English professor, also named Patricia

It's 100% Patty being Patty in an envelope. What more could one want?

Dr. K 

Email SwimmersEarWriting@gmail.com to have your review included!

Your Future Self

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