
CREATIVE WRITING




SOUP OF THE MONTH
The soup of the month is bathwater, but in a I-Moved-To-Maine-For-Three-Months-And-Took-A-Lot-Of-Baths-After-Swimming-In-The-Ocean-And-Writing-Haikus way, not a Saltburn way. Though you will never hear any kink shaming from me! Click here to read more about My Month in a Bath.


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Patty's freshmen year English professor, also named Patricia
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